Dish of the Day: Mascagni Cavalleria Rusticana

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today feels like an everything-is-falling-apart day, when you feel forgotten, annoyed, and a strong desire to piss everybody off.
where is my ICE CREAM when i need it????
i have awful, curly hair.
and great, iTunes shuffled out a sad jay chou song.
i might stop by the gym later so that i can resemble more of a man.
i think guys have it better in every way, besides thoughts of masturbation. really.
i like being brutally honest.
honesty is the best policy.
fat is good.
FAT is WEALTH.
:(

I blogged @ 3:30 PM